You Asked Me to Act in Chinese Paladin, and I Really Became a Sword Immortal

I was the champion of the biggest simp contest, and now I’m reborn. I’ve obtained a Gate Between Two Worlds, letting me travel between the real world and the world of spirits and horrors. The real world. Mimi, Tianxian, Tiantian, Bingbing: you’re all hugely popular, top-tier stars adored by millions. The world of spirits and horrors. You celebrity women want to be my maids, but I don’t think any of you are qualified. Mimi and Shishi fight tooth and nail for one of my maid positions. Yuanyuan and Bingbing keep tearing into each other to become my concubine. Tianxian spends all day trying to raise her intimacy with me. Tiantian just wants to be my little simp so she can earn simp points. In the world of spirits and horrors, I obtain screenplays, hit songs, solutions to mathematical conjectures, and controlled nuclear fusion. In the real world, I release “Seven Miles of Fragrance” and obtain the Heavenly Fragrance Succubus Physique. I release “Sunny Day” and obtain supreme divine powers. I release “Ten Years” and obtain the Laws of Time. I release “Immortal Body” and obtain an immortal body. I film “Chinese Paladin” and obtain every secret technique of Mount Shu. I film “Fengshen” and obtain the Immortal-Slaying Sword Formation. I film “????” and obtain “????” This book is also known as “After the Shoot Wrapped, I Awakened Divine Powers,” “Reborn in Show Business, My Golden Finger Is the World of Spirits and Horrors,” “From the Start, I Take Mimi and Tianxian as Maids,” “Celebrity Goddesses? Kneel Down and Be My Dogs,” and “I Turn Down the Nobel Prize and Slay Immortals with One Sword”