People in Warhammer Just Want to Grow Mushrooms

In the Warhammer 40k universe, Brother Gomao is actually a god imagined by the orcs. The only real god in Warhammer is the god represented by the Chaos Octagram. The others are racial gods, that is, demigods. In other words, Brother Gomao is the collective will of the orcs and the race god. , Whatever the green skin can do, Brother Gangmao can do anything (they represent the will and strength of all orcs from ancient times to the present). After all, the green skin is a weapon made by the ancient saints. The protagonist can only say that the green skin is in his own hands, which is what the orcs call a smart boy.

Frog fun, apocrypha! You have to betray someone, right? Now I'm really excited.

Warhammer fan fiction is really in full bloom, first there were the alien warriors of Khorne, the Emperor's Chosen, and Tzeentch's Chosen, then the local Warhammer fan fiction Emperor's True Chosen, and then came the God Emperor of Khorne, the Dark King's Chosen, the green-skinned Chosen Brother, and now this is the Chosen of Nurgle, and even the Cats have the Chosen of Tzeentch. When will the omnipotent Warhammer fan author write a protagonist who is the Chosen of Slaanesh? (Laugh

I don't think it's necessary to become more erotic in Warhammer. If it were so sad to even look at a cross-bred evildoer, the human empire would have been finished long ago.

There are many Warhammer novels in Qidian, describing Space Marines as demigods. In fact, one blast bomb enters the soul. It seems exaggerated and fake at first glance. Just watch the game video and you will know what it is.

I hope you won't be loyal. The Human Empire is about the same as Chaos.

The Emperor could stand up whenever he wanted, but the gap in the webway beneath his buttocks would have to be exploded, creating an Eye of Terror that was several light-years in size.

The emperor can stand up, but once he stands up there is no one to help block the toilet. When he stands up, he will be forced to become a god because of his strong faith, and all mankind will become a sacrifice to become a god. Humanity will be gone. The emperor has been suppressing faith and the toilet.

When the time comes, plant the seeds and be forcibly blessed by Nurgle.

Seriously, if the protagonist goes to Catachan, there might be explosive mushrooms. Oh, it's already in the green skin. The explosion on Catachan was at least nuclear bomb level.

After reading a few chapters, I feel like it's Tzeentch's conspiracy.

When you update, subtle flaws will be magnified, and the greenness of the writing will be criticized. When you update twice, a little patience is born and the progress of the plot is more focused. When you are on the third watch, the little praise starts to sound, and the number of dead harvests starts to decrease. When you finish the fifth update, readers' support will spontaneously form, and the voices of praise will become louder and louder. When you are at the eleventh hour, the Confucian debates are deafening, and the tolerant attitude is implemented both internally and externally. When you are twenty, you will have a place in the bookworm's memories. Even in your long life, your name will leave a dazzling trace. Updates may not solve all problems, but more than 90% of problems come from insufficient updates. So don't stop... Update update update

Because according to the Warhammer World book, the current emperor is set to be the fifth evil god, the Dark King. The consequences of the emperor standing up can refer to the Eldar when Slaanesh was born.

Heretical, too heretical, not worthy of being burned.

This novel is more readable than other Warhammer novels. The presence of pig's feet is strong, unlike other so-called high-scoring Warhammer novels. The presence of pig's feet is just like reading official biographies.

I have read chapter 299 so far, and I feel that the protagonist is really frustrated. He has no secrets anymore and is being manipulated by the Eldar. It is really uncomfortable to watch such a protagonist. Is there any reversal in the future? I can't stand it anymore.

Stealing Brother Mao's authority?

Materialism can be simply summed up in one sentence: seek truth from facts. From this point of view, the most materialistic thing about Warhammer is the pinnacle of spiritual ascension such as the ancient saints, because they know what the rules of the world are like and are very good at using them, followed by demons and living saints. They know the nature of the world and can use it to a certain extent, but basically There are limitations. Once again, there are experienced priests, saints, inquisitors, gray knights, think tanks, wizards, cult bosses, etc. Who know a little, but not much. The last is fanatic believers, who know less and are more blind and often counterproductive, but at least they can vaguely realize the nature of the world. In contrast, the most idealistic thing about Warhammer is the guy who knows the nature of the world but refuses to recognize it. In this regard, Guilliman, who has just awakened, can be considered a typical example. The second is the unlucky guy who truly believes in the truth of the empire and is led into a ditch by the emperor and cannot get out. The third is the public who are influenced by the propaganda of the empire and have little understanding of the nature of the world.

As long as the author keeps updating, he will definitely find a big piece of gold in the shit.

This introduction? God damn Nurgle's chosen one? !

The best way to make Old Man Huang stand up is to saw him in half. The lower half will continue to sit on the toilet and absorb souls to grow into a physical body and become the divine Old Man Huang. The upper half of the body will grow out by itself or with the help of someone to become the human Old Man Huang.

By the way, if you travel through the Warhammer world and become the full version of the Star God, your life will be very comfortable, right?

It feels like the God Emperor will also sell the protagonist once? For example, let him sit on the toilet instead?

The introduction says that he can grow green skins. In which chapter did he come into contact with green skins?

Now the Pan-Old Saints camp has only eight Primarch troops left in the Human Empire due to internal strife, the Eldar cannot succeed, and among the Chaos forces there are Lizardmen and Tzeentch who are causing crazy trouble. If Brother Li fails to become a god in the end, then wouldn't the era of rebellion be dominated by Chaos and Madness?

In Warhammer, only Old Man Huang at least treats you as a human being, and everyone else wants to treat you like a puff jar.

Why do you feel like it's going to end faster?

Where does the Planetary Defense Force come from in 30k? Isn't there only the Imperial Militia at this time? , It was not until Guilliman's second army establishment after hh that the imperial militia was reorganized into PDF

The previous writing is very mediocre, and they are all aimed at the green skins. I can't read the first few dozen chapters, and the green skins only appeared when it was almost on the shelves.

So far, this is the Warhammer novel with the weakest protagonist I have ever read.