Weird Campus Journal

Item Number: gy-167 (Mountain Chief Statue) Object Level: Security (Public) Special Containment Procedures: Gy-167 should be kept in the center of the campus, directly in front of the library, and no one is allowed to try to move gy-167. It is not necessary to guard or observe gy-167 at all times, but it needs to be cleaned regularly to keep the surface clean and prevent rust. In particular, on the annual anniversary day (the first Sunday in November), at least five bouquets of flowers should be placed on the pedestal of gy-167. Arrange cleaning personnel at least once a week to recycle items on the gy-167 base. Project description: The appearance of gy-167 is an iron statue with a stone base. The full image and the base are about 2.4M high. The figure of the statue is Mr. Zhang Shuan, the founder of gy school (i. E. The mountain chief). The shape of the base is a cube of 1×1×0.5M³, with the five characters "Zhang Shuan Shanzhang" and the time of his tenure engraved on the front. When someone places a "tribute" on gy-167's base, if the placer asks a question to gy-167 at this time, gy-167 will have a probability to answer. The probability of the answer has nothing to do with the value of the "tribute". The simpler the question and the fewer other people around the questioner, the higher the probability that gy-167 will answer the question. If the questioner asks multiple questions at the same time, gy-167 will only choose to answer the first one. If multiple people place "tributes" and ask questions at the same time, gy-167 will not answer regardless of whether the questions are the same. Gy-167 "speaks" in a voice like that of a middle-aged man. What is obviously different from Mr. Zhang Shuan in historical data is that gy-167 speaks very standard Mandarin and understands modern society very well. Gy-167 has a very kind attitude toward gy students' "talking" and is willing to help students solve their problems. Containment record: gy-167 was originally a gift donated by gy alumnus ■■■, and in the nearly 15 years since the donation, no one has found any abnormalities. During the process of containing gy-073, members of the Student Management Council came into contact with gy-073 and then wrote prophecies about gy-167. Two hours later, the student union received a report from student ■■■, claiming to have discovered that gy-167 could "speak." Subsequently, the Student Management Council confirmed the anomaly of gy-167 and took containment measures. Project record: ①Input: A bouquet of flowers. "Can you speak?" Output: "Yes, child. After all these years, you finally found me." ②Input: A bouquet of flowers. "Do you have any preferred items?" Output: "The important thing is awe." ③Input: A bag of potato chips. "How will the weather be tomorrow?" Output: "I guess it will be sunny, but it may not be." (It turns out it will be cloudy tomorrow) ④Input: A bottle of mineral water. "Do you need anything?" Output: "Let me think about it... Just send me some flowers on the school anniversary. I am just a statue, what can I ask for?" ⑤Input: A stack of draft paper. "How to prove Goldbach's conjecture?" Output: "I can't." ⑥Input: A bouquet of flowers. "Is there a way to eliminate or suppress all anomalies in gy school?" Output: "Yes." (No matter how repeated the question is, gy-167 has no more answers) ⑦Input: an apple. "Sir... Can you save us?" Output: "Gy's spirit is with you, children. It's a pity that I'm just a statue." Summary Project Notes: gy-167's comments about gy-009: It's best to stay away from there, after all, humans are also a kind of living thing, aren't they? Even if it is the "Garden of Eden", Jehovah cannot shut people in the garden. gy-167's comment on gy-079: I haven't paid much attention to it. Since it is staying in the "biological park", I am afraid it is a "wild cat". "Wild cats"... Are generally unpleasant. Student Union Member-No. 5: Although it may be interesting to chat with a statue, we do not recommend that you keep asking questions. Teachers in the psychology department may consider "sharing work" with gy-167.

Gy's story continues, and the student union is moving forward

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Very well written, thank you. The main character's name is still too weird🤫