It’s 2024, So Why Is the System Cultivating an Immortal Continent?

[Wish-Fulfillment] [Jack-of-All-Trades] [Urban Cultivation] [Mismatched System] [Showing Off and Face-Slapping] [Campus Beauties]

The good news: A System has arrived.

The bad news: The System forgot about me when it transmigrated.

The good news: The System can still issue quests.

The bad news: Every quest it gives me is completely bizarre.

[Quest 1: Host, you've just entered the cultivation world. Join a sect as soon as possible.]

Jiang Yuan: Bro System, just asking, is it possible I never transmigrated in the first place? How am I supposed to join a sect?

Jiang Yuan had given up on the System and went to school like a good student. But the moment he stepped through the gates of Jianghai University...

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, quest complete. You have joined the Jianghai Sect. Reward: one storage ring, 10 cultivation technique and martial skill enhancement points, and 200 System coins.]

Jiang Yuan: "???"

[Quest 2: Accept a sect mission and go down the mountain to guard a region, keeping demon beasts from running rampant!]

The next day, Jiang Yuan stood fully dressed in the security booth.

[Quest 3: Go out on a training expedition and compete with other factions for opportunities!]

The next day, Jiang Yuan stood among a crowd of elderly shoppers in the supermarket's discounted produce section, fighting for opportunities!

And so Jiang Yuan began cultivating in the most absurd way imaginable!

Until one day, the System discovered that Jiang Yuan had never transmigrated...