I Become a God in My Dreams

Would someone die after jumping from a thirty-story building?

Practice is the sole criterion for testing truth!

I've decided to give it a try. Everyone, wait for my good news!

If I don't come back, my brain may have crashed under the effects of gravity. Please wait patiently for it to reboot!

If you're worried, you can come downstairs and wake me up. While you're at it, check whether my brain is intact. Kind souls, please put my brain back in my head!

If you have some medicated oil, please pour a little on my brain. Lately, it just can't seem to get going.

All right, that's it!!