My Wife Laughed at Me in Vain. After I Left, She Cried and Begged to Stay.

On Double Eleven, my wife listed me in her online store: I'm selling my useless husband, 998 for dinner, 9998 for the night, and 99998 for the month. When I went to inquire, she was busy drinking with Bai Yueguang, and said to me impatiently: "I'm just teasing, what are you anxious about? Do you really think someone will buy you?" "Hey, such a useless man, whoever buys it will suffer. I hope you can sell it and make money!" But then a little rich woman actually placed an order, spending 5 million to buy me for the rest of my life. But my wife panicked and would rather pay a sky-high liquidated damages than cry and refuse to let me leave.