I Run a Little Clinic That Cures Mountain Spirits and Wild Monsters

Patient One:

“Doctor, my period just started. I have a headache and a stomachache, and I feel awful all over. Please take a look!”

“Hmm, you have a cold womb. It’s nothing serious. It should improve after you have a child.”

“Doctor, could I ask you for a favor?”

“What favor?”

“Help me have a baby!”

“Well, I suppose that’s possible. But... you have to be human first!”

Patient Two:

“Doctor, why is the pretty nurse beside you staring at me and drooling?”

“It’s nothing. She gets nervous. She’s like this every time she operates. Once she puts on a mask, she stops drooling!”

“Doctor, look at her! She’s soaked right through her mask with drool!”

“It’s fine. Once you’re under anesthesia, you won’t be able to see it.”

“Lang Xiaoyue, how many times have I told you? Stop staring at people’s wounds and drooling!”

“But I’m a wolf! I drool when I smell blood. It’s a perfectly normal physiological response!”