I'm Not a Scumbag! If You Don't Believe Me, Ask Them

What? Are you calling me a scumbag? Nonsense, I am a pure man What? Where is the pure love, you ask? Abandon the traditional scumbag's bad habits of non-rejection, non-commitment, and irresponsibility. Say no, commit, and be responsible. Reject the ugly ones, promise to always like the good-looking ones, and be responsible for every wing to the end. As long as she thinks I'm not, then I'm not, and she thinks I am... Then she must not understand me. This is what the system says. As we all know, Tongzi is authoritative. System:"?"