
We Agreed to Be a Fake Eunuch in the Harem, What the Hell Is the Sinful First Saint?
说好后宫假太监,罪恶初圣什么鬼
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The God of Swordsman in the Cleansing Room is nothing more than the main character being cut off, and just before his death, he fantasizes about taking revenge on the world! 🤪
About the protagonist's description of 44,444 people, popular science on first aid for hanging, the tone of the book and some inner thoughts
1. Some book friends have questioned that the protagonist's 44,444 murders are an exaggeration. Here are the explanations: 1. The protagonist murdered 44,444 people in 13 years. Rounding off, the average is about 3,419 per year, and an average of 9-10 per day. [Note that what is mentioned here is an average. In fact, there will be seasonal peaks, and there may be more or less every year! And ancient castration surgery was very simple and crude, much more efficient than modern surgery (don't substitute modern surgery, there was no human rights in ancient times)! The general process is drinking sesame soup before the operation, sterilizing the knife + using the knife with both hands (cutting the chicken, inserting the knife into the bag to cut the J string, squeezing the egg) + simple post-operative treatment] 2. The protagonist is nicknamed the "Bathroom Sword God", but his skills are not that high at the beginning! And there is a mortality rate after cutting. It does not mean that you can survive so much if you cut so much! [Ancient castration has a very high mortality rate (20 to 30% will die if experienced hands, half will die if novice hands die, and 80 to 90% will die in extreme cases of early exploration). The surviving eunuchs are all piled up with human lives. Sometimes it depends on their fate whether they can survive. Moreover, there are many causes of death for eunuchs, including but not limited to: ① Operational errors related to surgery, leading to death from excessive blood loss, sudden death from pain, death from postoperative infection, and wheat straws that were not inserted properly or dropped midway, resulting in suffocation in urine after the wound healed, etc. ②Non-surgery related causes of death: people die when they make mistakes in the palace, do not understand the world and are plotted to death, attract jealousy and are plotted, get involved in palace fights and are killed, superiors do not like it and order execution, etc. 3. Over a period of 13 years, the eunuchs who entered the palace early were aging and dying (The early entry into the palace here is not included in these 13 years, but occurred long before the protagonist entered the palace. According to the old eunuchs in the palace, these people will die of old age. ) 4. I write about fantasy. The area of the palace in the fantasy background is definitely larger than that of the normal palace, and there are definitely more people in need! Don't substitute normal historical texts! To sum up, in a palace with a background of ancient dynasty + demons and troubled times, there is a lot of land and a lot of work, human lives are like grass, and the attrition rate of eunuchs is high. Isn't that excessive? As the protagonist of Source Manufacturing End, it wouldn't be too much to cut more points, right? If there is less cutting, no one will use it, and the relevant people will be held accountable. And the protagonist's skills are gradually improved, which does not guarantee a low mortality rate from the beginning. The article also states[The mortality rate of an ordinary swordsman eunuch is 20 to 30%, and a new swordsman may even kill half of the people]. Take the Ming Dynasty as an example. There is a "Manuscript of the History of the Qing Dynasty" stating that there were nine thousand palace maids and one hundred thousand eunuchs in the dynasty (personally I think it is an exaggeration), but there is a saying - When the Ming Dynasty was destroyed, there were about 70,000 eunuchs (some say it was more than 10,000, but the specifics are unknown). There are also unofficial histories explaining that at the peak of the power of the eunuchs in the Dynasty, there were hundreds of thousands of them (a word of caution: unofficial histories are sometimes not necessarily wild, but often very historical!At present, the exact number of eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty is still an unsolved mystery and is often controversial) During the Ming Dynasty, in addition to eunuchs from various agencies in the palace, there were also eunuchs from the East and West factories. The East Factory was responsible for monitoring ministers, Jin Yiwei, etc. b>Xichang would disguise themselves as civilians and collect intelligence from various places, and even eunuchs would lead troops to fight on the battlefield, etc. (Even if most of them were normal soldiers, there should be a small number of elite soldiers who accompanied the eunuchs. Don't underestimate the combat power of the eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty!). The number was assumed to be 70,000 for estimation: including those who had done wrong things and were caught, were dug up by ministers, eunuchs set traps for each other, and died after being involved in various incidents, etc. For those outside, the battle damage rate, the East and West factories fighting each other, the Jin Yiwei and the eunuchs not dealing with them, the aristocratic families taking revenge, etc... Under the fierce struggle, a few thousand people died a year both inside and outside, isn't that excessive, right? (Those were the ancient times when human life was like grass!) Considering the mortality rate after mowing, it would not be too much to mow thousands of people a year, and those who survived would be added to the eunuch team, right? (In the Ming Dynasty, eunuchs were fat servants. Some people who wanted to be in power would even commit suicide in the palace, and then use connections to enter the palace. It's crazy!) Additional trivia: In the Ming and Qing dynasties, some eunuchs lived outside the palace, and the palace could not accommodate them. As for the number of eunuchs, mortality rates, and the number of eunuchs cut each year in different periods, it depends not only on the current situation of the dynasty, but also on the ruthlessness of the emperor and concubines, as well as the changes in the functions of eunuchs. History can be magical and abstract sometimes! I am a fantasy novel. The map of the palace should be larger, the number of eunuchs should be larger, the death rate should be higher, and the protagonist should be cut off more. Isn't that excessive? (In the setting, there are three eunuchs in the cleansing room. The protagonist has the best skills and cuts the most. The other two Old You Tiao cut relatively little, and the mortality rate after surgery is relatively high) 2. Some book friends have raised questions. Xiang Fei hanged herself and was resuscitated by cardiopulmonary resuscitation. + Artificial 👄The circumstances related to artificial resuscitation are unreasonable. Popular science here: Self-hanging does not exceed a certain time limit. Cardiopulmonary resuscitation and artificial respiration can be used for first aid, and there is a high probability of being saved. (Note that it does not exceed a certain time limit) The stages of self-hanging can be roughly divided into struggle, hypoxia, coma, cardiac arrest, and death. The article mentions that when Xiang Fei was taken off the white silk by the protagonist, it was written [The body is still warm, and the heartbeat is weak, but it has not stopped], which means that she is in a coma stage and has not yet stopped cardiac arrest! At this time, use cardiopulmonary resuscitation to establish better ventilation and blood circulation conditions, and correct the tongue from falling backward to avoid the phenomenon of tongue swallowing and asphyxiation (after a person falls into a coma, the tongue may be caused by abnormal muscle and nerve reflexes, etc. Retracting into the throat, causing difficulty in breathing. Not everyone will stick out their tongue when hanging, and it will be droopy) After dealing with the possible tongue drop, combined with artificial respirationincreasing ventilation, there is a high probability that the hanged person can be rescued from coma! Even if the hanging person enters the stage of cardiac arrest, there is a certain probability that the patient can be rescued by cardiopulmonary resuscitation and artificial respiration (after the heart stops, the golden rescue time is no more than 4-6 minutes, depending on the body's hypoxia tolerance time. It is generally believed that the probability of rescue is extremely low if the heart stops for more than 8 minutes. Even if the patient is rescued, the brain may cause irreversible damage due to long-term lack of oxygen, and may even be brain dead). For example, there are 4 types of hangings practiced in some countries (The example here is short-fall hanging, which is similar to self-hanging. It is not the long-distance fall that breaks the cervical spine). Generally, the prisoner is kept hanging for 20-45 minutes, and then the person is lowered from the gallows, and the doctor determines death. Why did it take so long? Under normal circumstances, a person's heart will stop within 8-15 minutes after being hoisted (people with poor health will stop faster). But there are extreme cases of excellent physical fitness - after going through stages of struggle, hypoxia, coma, etc., They can still keep their heart beating for about 25 minutes! This book is a fantasy novel. Xiang Fei is a practitioner, but her cultivation has been abolished, but her physique is definitely better than that of ordinary people. There is also a foreshadowing hidden in it! Therefore, it is reasonable for someone to be rescued from the coma stage of hanging himself. The answers to the above two questions are actually simply explained in the context of the text with corresponding dialogue or descriptions. After a little thought, it is not difficult to understand. If you provide a large explanation in the text, it will cause the writing to be procrastinating and affect the rhythm, which is a meaningless waste of pen and ink. And after some book friends raised questions, I immediately inserted a comment at the top of the text to explain. Now is the new book period and there are few people. Sometimes I can reply when I see it. But if there are too many people in the future, I really won't be able to reply. I hope you understand. Please also have some confidence in me! ! ! I am a veteran author of Reincarnation in the Land, and I have made some small achievements in the past. Before writing the relevant plot, I will collect information, not just write it in vain (For example, about the first aid for hanging, I asked my friend who is a doctor) 3. The tone of the book + speaking from my heart This book is not a fast-paced novel for novices. It's not the kind of game where you give rewards, let the protagonist level up, and then kill you randomly. The early stage of this book is about proficiency + intelligence collection. The early pacing is slow and it does suffer a lot (but I believe in the quality and vision of Qidian readers). This is the first time I have written this kind of fantasy eunuch story that is a bit suspenseful and weird + deduction to obtain information and increase the proficiency of skills. This is an attempt, an attempt for me to seek self-breakthrough. Of course, I am not saying that this book is not a good book. I position it as a cool article with a little bit of brainpower. What I wrote is a story about an ordinary person (not a super hero, not an extreme egoist, just an ordinary person with flesh and blood, selfishness, fighting for his own interests, and empathy with the suffering compatriots at the bottom) who comes to a strange world, walks on thin ice, is cautious and steady, dances on the tip of a knife while dealing with all parties, and gradually develops. Ahem, please don't think too much about [the protagonist will die if he leaves the palace and becomes a rich man], [will die if he runs into the mountains and becomes a savage], [will definitely die if he stays in the palace]. As of November 8, 2024, I have written 45 chapters. I have never written plots such as [the protagonist will die if he leaves the palace alone and becomes a rich man], [the protagonist will die if he runs into the mountains alone and becomes a savage], or [will definitely die if he stays in the palace]. Also, regarding the physique of the protagonist Tiansuo Juemai, this is not deliberately to suppress the protagonist, but a reversal of the foreshadowing (see Chapter 45 for details) I referred to the Heaven and the Curse, the Sky and the Tyrant, made a variation~ (It's just that it's not written very clearly and directly, with a little foreshadowing and reversal. The Heavenly Suo Juemei is actually very suggestive.) To be honest, the time it took me to write this article and make additional revisions is enough for me to write 2 more chapters. I really wanted to write this book, and it took a lot of effort and time, and I checked a lot of information! Fathers, stepmothers, brothers and sisters, have some faith in me! In addition, regarding updates: Now is the new book period. It's not that I don't want to update more, as more updates will affect the recommendation. I will definitely update it once it is released! If you think this book is good, please read it as much as possible. If you really want to keep reading, could you bother to click on the latest chapter and stay for 30 seconds every day when you are free? This can be counted as a follow-up reading, thank you! Those who have monthly votes, I hope you can vote for it (a few days ago, this book was ranked 33rd on the fantasy new book list, but in the next few days, I only received 2 monthly votes, gradually falling to 55th. Now it is back to 4th) 5...) I thought there was something wrong at first, but when I read the latest chapter, no one said anything. The five-dimensional score in the background showed thatthe total score was increased, but the monthly ticket score was too high. This is why the new account is very helpless. So please help those who have monthly votes to vote and see if there is a chance to break into the new book list. (I don't expect a high ranking, I just need to be in the middle of the new book list. As long as it is achieved, I promise to publish it on the shelves for the first month, and update it every day!) If you think it looks good, you can give a small reward appropriately (within your ability) After rambling, thank you for your understanding, thank you for every encounter and goodbye, I love you! ! ! (Final words: Everyone is welcome to speak enthusiastically and put forward valuable opinions. I will try my best to take time to read it after typing. But please speak harmoniously... Also, thank you to everyone who has followed the book, rewarded it, voted for monthly votes, and voted for recommendations since the book was published. Thank you!!!)
Please read it! ! !
The new book has set sail. I will start coding from now on and will never update it. I will not watch dramas, travel, or get sick. I will not play games or hang out with others. I will burst into code, live and die. I am the keyboard in the dark fog, the guard on the Great Wall of Internet. I dedicate my years and glory to my mother, tonight and every night.
Do you want to take in all the harem? If so, I will give you my three monthly passes directly.
In the finale, the protagonist opens his eyes and it turns out it was just a dream
Good book
Very good book. The anchor writes well. I will start reading it automatically and keep it. I will reward you with 500 first. Write well. Don't be a eunuch.
I beg Yan Lu to be the heroine! You can use the Sunflower Book of Heaven and Earth to transform yang into yin 🤓
An Youning
I didn't find a particularly suitable one, but this picture is quite distinctive. It can only be understood, not expressed in words...
This book is poisonous! ! !
1. This book is so well written that it made me lose track of time as soon as I read it, and I read the novel until midnight. This is a curse 😒. 2. There is too little writing in this book. I finished reading it in three hours. The author's updates are not strong enough. This is the second poison 😡. 3.…You were deceived by my title 😜
Are there so many eunuchs in the palace? 44,444 Of them are just his work. Aren't others working?
Shen Xingtian
Are you willing to let her be a cow or a horse?
It's not bad, there's nothing poisonous about it so far 🤓. Come on, author
The author has given up the struggle and has opened restrictions and exemptions.
It's still good, I recommend watching it. Just too little
No, I've only been raising it for a dozen days and it's about to end? ? ? ? ! !
Is the Mad King really dead? It feels like such a pity
Since the exemption is limited, will the exposure increase and Wuhu take off?
You can't do this. I only cast 7 votes and I'm in third place. You have to work harder
Update soon, the author is great.
I'll give you all the monthly tickets, not even a drop is lost
Come on, author
I've read 70 chapters and it's really fun to read them all in one go
I read it in one sitting and it was pretty good. Vote for you, come on
Come on!
Come on!