My Wife Bought an Island for Her Secretary

On Qixi, my wife gave me a Good Person certificate that she'd bought online for 9.9 yuan with free shipping, saying it was to thank me for everything I'd done. Then I saw her assistant post a property deed on social media with the caption: “What kind of boss gives an employee an entire island for Qixi? That's true love!” I casually liked the post and sent my congratulations. The next second, my wife called. “What do you mean by that? I just gave my employee an early year-end bonus. Did you really have to make snide remarks?” “A filthy mind sees filth everywhere. You're disgusting!” I calmly hung up and pulled out the divorce papers I'd prepared long ago. This time, I didn't want to put up with it anymore.