You Were Sent to Patrol the Forest, So Why Did You Train the Great Sage Equal to Heaven?

After leaving the military, Cheng Cai becomes a proud forest ranger. After rescuing a badly injured golden snub-nosed monkey and teaching it staff techniques, everything suddenly takes a bizarre turn! With a mighty staff in hand, the golden snub-nosed monkey transforms into the Great Sage, Heaven’s Equal! Every day, it’s either looking for a fight or on its way to one. Monkey Bro: “I want the heavens to never again obscure my eyes!” The giant pandas, brown bears, and tigers all declare, “Great Sage, we give up! Please stop hitting us!” Then they all seek out Cheng Cai. “Master, we want to learn too!” And then the poachers are left dumbfounded. “What? That golden snub-nosed monkey smashed my pickup truck with one swing?” “What’s with this panda-brand automatic catapult???” “And that brown bear carrying a rocket launcher!!!” “Mom, I’m done poaching. I want to go home!” The whole internet is baffled too: “Wait, weren’t you supposed to patrol the forest? You trained the Great Sage, Heaven’s Equal?”