Journey to the West: This Sanzang Is Wild

Surname: Tang. Given name: Nade. Courtesy name: Sanzang. A Bodhisattva who sows the seeds. First, he buries all living beings. Second, he buries immortals and Buddhas. Third, he buries heaven and earth. Yang Jian: It's been five hundred years, and then another five hundred. When are we attacking Heaven? Nezha: You go ahead. I have my reasons. Sun Wukong: If you bunch of nobodies finish the pilgrimage, then my five hundred years under that mountain were for nothing! "Supreme Treasure, the Second Master, and the Blind Man: the new F4 on the pilgrimage" "You three, go over there and snack on some melon seeds. I'll take care of this." "A Jian, I really didn't know Yang Chan was your sister." "Zha, you're in charge of the South Heaven Gate when we attack Heaven." "Tear down Heaven, topple Spirit Mountain, and storm the Ten Demon Kingdoms." "The speedrun's MVP results screen" "Liu'er, we're one short. You're in charge of the North Heaven Gate." "Daji, get behind me." "The unsolved mystery of the sudden birth of so many baby boys in the Women's Kingdom" "The Eighty-One Tribulations: Are we doing this for real, or just going through the motions?" "Tathagata: Sanzang, why don't you kneel before me? Tang Nade: Take this, Heaven and Earth Bowing in Greeting!"