What Solar Eclipse? That's a Black Hole I Made by Hand!
什么日食，那是我手搓的黑洞！
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 312k Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- High-Martial World
- Updated
- 2y ago
- English
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143Chapters
776Recommendations
12.2kFans
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I don't even want to read this introduction anymore; it reveals my lack of cultural literacy.
Huh 😦? This description? If you're going to write science fiction, you should at least have some basic physics knowledge, right? A black hole can block out the sun, right? If a black hole were to appear in the solar system and block the sunlight from reaching Earth, then at the very first moment of its appearance, the abyss of gravity would expand at the speed of light.
Black holes are not actually black, and they are difficult to observe with the human eye (black holes can trap light... For more details, please search online).
A few thoughts
I've only read 31 chapters so far. The protagonist is a bit of a goofball, but I feel like the supporting characters in the book are all incredibly stupid. The protagonist is so outrageous, yet no one in the entire Security Bureau seems to realize he's awakened. The doctor noticed something but said nothing.
This is so stupid. Other authors lower the IQ of their supporting characters, but this author lowers the IQ of the protagonist.
Is the author planning to end the book when the protagonist creates a black hole? Let's set aside the fact that black holes appear black because they trap all light. What would happen if a black hole appeared between Earth and the Sun, blocking light to the point of an eclipse? Humanity would be doomed.
Everyone's an idiot, just for fun. The average IQ is below 50, pure parody. The problem is, it's just parody, no need to follow it... It's aesthetically tiring.
The introduction really reveals one's IQ.
If a black hole could have the effect of a solar eclipse, then with the intensity of a black hole, the entire solar system would be sucked up, understand?
I didn't want to read anymore when I saw the protagonist squatting behind his colleague and smelling his farts. The author needs to understand one thing: it's not that toilet humor is off-limits, but rather that the protagonist shouldn't be using it.
A story about a mentally ill protagonist and supporting characters who seem to be mentally ill, indulging in mad fantasies.