We're Reborn, So Who Still Wants Pure Love?

“Mr. Zhang Che, what would you say is the secret to your success?”

“Success? I’ve never thought of myself as successful. Have you ever seen a successful person living alone and barely getting a good night’s sleep a few times a month?”

“It seems that even successful people have the same worries as everyone else. We noticed that Mr. Zhang Che’s home is luxuriously and tastefully decorated, yet he’s still busy working every day and can’t enjoy a moment’s peace...”

“Uh, actually, I’m not that busy these days.”

“...All right. Even though Mr. Zhang Che is indifferent to fame and fortune, his profound reflections on social development leave him deeply troubled. He can’t even sleep in a bed this large.”

“That’s not really the bed’s fault. It’s mainly that I have no one to sleep with.”

“Is your wife very busy, Mr. Zhang Che?”

“Yeah. They each have their own careers, and their schedules are packed. It’s hard to find a time when we can all sleep together. Maybe five or six days a month. That’s what’s been bothering me most lately.”

“...Th-they?”

“What are you talking about... Sorry, Miss Reporter, cut that part. Let’s start over... Honey, stick to the script: ‘I’m a devoted man. From the first day I met Jiang Wan, the gears of fate...’”

“Oh, oh, all right. Let me see... I’m a devoted man. I’ll always love eighteen-year-old beauties...”

“Sorry, I was joking. Honey, put the knife down first.”

Also known as: Reborn, No More Working for Others: I Swear I’ll Build a Harem