Every Item I Carry Is a Supernatural Forbidden Artifact

Holding up the phone in his hand, Lin Heng asked, “You don’t recognize this?”

Everyone shook their heads in unison. “No!”

He picked up a little flashlight. “What about this?”

“No!”

With a look of utter despair, Lin Heng pulled out a cigarette, put it between his lips, and asked, “How about this?”

“No!”

“Then I guess you won’t recognize this either?” Lin Heng gave his lighter a stylish flick and lit his cigarette.

“This! We know this one! It’s a transcendent forbidden artifact!”

Oh, so my phone is actually a gang leader’s token (so tacky), my flashlight is a Sword of Light (even tackier), and lighting a cigarette instantly restores me to full strength. Oh, and this lighter too: it makes every enemy impossible to hide!

At first, everyone called me Lin San. Then they called me Third Young Master. In the end, everyone respectfully addressed me as the Imperial Preceptor!