Douluo Dalu: Editing the Narration, and the Plot Starts Falling Apart

[Absurd] + [Funny] + [Unhinged] + [Torturing Tang San] + [Torturing the Grandmaster] + [Martial Soul: Human Emperor Banner (Ten Thousand Souls Banner)] Bai Yu transmigrates into Douluo and awakens a narration System that lets him edit the narration and thereby affect the plot. [Plot: Tang San awakens Blue Silver Grass and the Clear Sky Hammer] Bai Yu gives a mischievous grin and changes “Grass” to “Fart” and “Hammer” to “Dog.” The Grandmaster falls in love at first sight. “This kid Tang San is the disciple Heaven sent me!” [Plot: Yu Xiaogang plans to use his Ten Core Theories on Martial Souls to trick you into becoming his disciple] Bai Yu waves his hand and changes “Ten” to “Ten Thousand.” After that, no one at Nuoding Academy sees the Grandmaster for three whole months. They say he went bald trying to come up with the remaining 9,990 theories. [Plot: Tang San is about to make Xiao Wu the boss of Dorm Seven] Bai Yu goes completely mad and changes “boss” to “mom.” Tang San suddenly drops to his knees, weeping bitterly, and cries out: “Mom, your unfilial son Tang San is here to serve you!” (The synopsis doesn't do it justice. Read the story and see for yourself.)