I'm in Douluo, Not Here for Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp

[Succubus + love polygon + chasing-her-husband-to-the-crematorium + lighthearted comedy + exhilarating emotional gratification + tormenting Tang San and Yu Xiaogang] Licking one person makes you a simp, and in the end you’ll have nothing! Licking ten people makes you a sea dog, and you’ll never get anywhere with them. Make being a simp your profession, and focus on becoming invincible. Then you can have it all! After transmigrating to Douluo, Jiang Chen received the Simp System and embarked on his path as a professional simp. Everyone at Blue Tyrant Academy knew that Jiang Chen was a humble simp who loved the dean, Liu Erlong, with all his heart. Even Liu Erlong herself thought so. But what Liu Erlong didn’t know was that Jiang Chen was also... A simp for the cold, unhinged Bibi Dong, the perverted pink rabbit Xiao Wu, the aloof yet clingy kitten Zhu Zhuqing, the gentle and wealthy Tang Yuehua, and the proud, scheming Little Demoness Ning Rongrong... After Jiang Chen claimed all the rewards for being a simp, he planned to stop simping and walk away. But the goddesses wouldn’t accept that. They launched into a chaotic love-polygon showdown, frantically chasing after him in a desperate bid to win him back. Years later, Jiang Chen stood invincible in the world, surrounded by goddesses and empresses. Everyone asked him for advice. “We’re all simps. How come you get to have it all?” Jiang Chen replied, “I’m a cut above you. I came here to become invincible!”