Due to Lack of Performance at the End of the Year, the Special Police Asked Me to Go on a Blind Date

[Zhang San + Yipinnie Dihua + Positive Energy + Funny] "How did you meet this woman?" "Blind date." "Then how did you find out she was a criminal?" "She had obvious gun calluses on her hands." "Then how do you catch a criminal who's not sure he has a gun and is extremely vicious?" "It's very simple, you just need to pour lubricant on the brake pads of her car..." The policeman smiled while flipping through the file in his hand. "Then that's what this one does?" Chen Shi shook his head: "This is to directly squeeze the brakes of his bicycle and then catch him... Wait, officer, what's your expression? I'm such a good person..." The policeman smiled: "Yeah, keep talking, I'll listen."