I, Zhuge Liang, Travel the Heavens to Restore the Han Dynasty

My name is Li Liang, and I transmigrated into the body of Zhuge Liang. You ask where the real Kongming went? How would I know? He left me a brocade pouch. I opened it and found a note. It read: “I am Kongming, the Party-King. I’m having such a good time here, I don’t want to go home.” As compensation, I awakened the Myriad Worlds Travel System, and from the start, I had an A in both Strength and Speed! Looking at all the portals to different worlds and the System rewards on my status screen, I rolled over. Today, Longzhong was especially noisy. A young servant told me there was a dark-faced man outside planning to set fire to my thatched cottage… Zhang Fei: I’ll never forget that sunset. The Master grabbed me by the throat, lifted me three feet off the ground, and told me the weather was dry, so I should be careful with open flames. Kongming: Xuande! Pick A Dou up, pick A Dou up. Zhou Yu: I was kidding. That day at Red Cliffs, it was his fist wind. Sima Yi: You think I couldn’t tell it was an empty fort stratagem? Kongming had evacuated the people, which clearly meant he was about to unleash his ultimate move. If we didn’t run, not even our bones would be left behind. Liu Shan: Adoptive Father, weren’t you on the Northern Campaign? How did you come back from the south? Zhuge Liang: I fought my way through. Cao the Bandit: The Western women are blonde and blue-eyed, with ample bosoms and shapely hips. I’m quite fond of them. If Master Kongming hadn’t shown me the way at Huarong Road back then, how could I have conquered Rome and established this vast Cao Wei Empire? Sun Quan: All under Heaven belongs to the king, and all who live within its borders are subjects of the Han. On these seas, only ships flying the Han banner may sail! Li Liang had no time to pay attention to any of this. He opened his eyes and heard the people beside him shouting, “Marshal, the Huanggutun Railway Station is just ahead.”