Cultivating Body and Magic: I Live Longer Than the Dao Ancestor

“Hiss... Where am I? My head feels like it’s about to explode.” Lu Ping struggles to open his eyes, only to find a kind-looking old man over fifty pawing at him from head to toe?!

The original Lu Ping was a low-ranking guard in the Su household, spending every day and night training in close quarters with burly men. But his good fortune didn’t last. One night, he accidentally discovered that the Su family’s second young lady was having an affair with the town’s schoolteacher. He was framed with a baseless charge and beaten to death by a group of burly men in the woodshed.

“Since I’ve transmigrated, this time I’m saying goodbye to hemorrhoids (though I had them removed when I was eight), lower back pain, neck pain, muscle atrophy, and herniated discs!!!”

Immortal cultivation arts and miraculous elixirs are all mine to use. Knowing how hard-won this opportunity is, I have all the more reason to live well. Even if I’m now someone else’s slave, how was my previous life any different?

Immortality is hard to attain, and the road to cultivation is long.

The Great Dao stretches on. Watch me ascend to godhood!