Days Spent Collecting Illustrated Entries at Hogwarts

After unexpectedly transmigrating to an orphanage with an acceptance letter from Hogwarts in hand, this young wizard, about to embark on a supernatural journey, had one pressing question:

“Can someone tell me why there’s a book inside my head? Aaaah!!!”

Wu Ze’s Diary:

1991/10/31, Halloween Eve. First real battle. I sent out Peashooter Sunflower + Garlic Flower against a Gargantuar played by a troll… It really liked eating Garlic Flower.

1991/11/18, Quidditch Pitch. Garlic Flower got its revenge. It thinks Professor Quirrell’s robes are very chewy.

1991/12/6, Signed up to stay at school. Started preparing Christmas presents early. I have a vague feeling I can turn to other pages in the book.

1991/12/25, Woohoo! Unlocked a brand-new character.

Added the next day: Harry, Ron, Draco, and the others were very happy with their Christmas presents. Professor Sprout let me choose any herb ingredient I wanted…

Many years later.

Wu Ze looked at the titles in the newspaper: Founder of Plant-Summoning Magic, Friend of Fantastic Beasts, Black Lake Gurgler, The Man with Connections Across Time and Space, the Greatest Legendary Wizard in History…

Wu Ze: “You probably won’t believe this, but at first I was just treating everything like a game.”

“Hey! Who could resist the allure of completing the whole collection?”

This book is also known as: “Who Moved My Wand?”, “What Exactly Are the Requirements to Collect Them?”, “The Foolish Squid Won’t Die in a Love Rival Showdown”, “I Was Here First”…

It contains a lot of different elements, so read with caution.