We're All Reborn, So Why Bother Competing?

In the spring of 1999, Li Yi was reborn, and things suddenly took a very strange turn.

Ma Huateng: “The biggest mistake I ever made was selling QQ...”

Steve Jobs: “I feel like I’ve spent my whole life in someone else’s shadow...”

Mark Zuckerberg: “Honey, look, I learned another Chinese phrase! Tomorrow I’m applying for a job at Facebook. The boss is Chinese, so he’s sure to appreciate me!”

“What phrase did you learn?”

“Why was Yu born when Liang already existed?”

“Good!”

“Don’t worry, son. Your dad has plenty of money. I guarantee your paintings will sell for a fortune!” Li Xingguo declared proudly to his son.

“Damn it, no! I’ve actually got talent!”

And then...

Well, it turns out he really did like it~

“Ah, I have to admit I was reborn a little too early. I’m only eleven, and I don’t know anything. But, pretty ladies, make sure you eat lots of papaya~ I’ll grow up eventually~”

“Sigh, my dad’s so rich. As an artist and a super-rich second-generation kid, is it really so bad if I paint a few portraits of beautiful women in my spare time? I never expected my paintings to be worth so much~”

“Oh, and I never expected my novels and songs to become such hits either. I guess the heavens are practically feeding me success...”