The Wizard of Azkaban in the City

From eight in the morning to nine at night, a struggling university graduate sees no future in a brutal job market.

Just when all seems lost, the Hogwarts Wizard System helps me succeed!

Spells, potions, magical creatures, enchanted artifacts... A whole new path and a wonderful life begin from the start!

[Welcome, new Hogwarts wizard. Let's sort you into a house and take the first step on your path as a wizard!]

This System sure makes it easy to get immersed.

Gryffindor? Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw? Could it be Slytherin?

[You have been sorted into... Azkaban!]

???

[Based on your sorting result, you have gained the talent “Dark Lord.” You will find it easy to master (Dark) spells and can even customize them...]

Dark Lord? How could an all-around good young man like me, who excels in mind, body, and character, be a Dark Lord? Well, as long as it works... How do I customize spells?

[Relieve Tension] → [Relax Your Rear]

[Stupefy] → [Never Wake Up]

[Legilimens] → [Powerful Hypnosis]...

You call that an improvement?

Tang Mu is on the verge of tears. Yet he never expected that even these deranged spells could come in handy:

“You're already here,” “He's just a kid,” “Why pick a fight with someone beneath you?” “What's the big deal?” “You think you're so special?” “It's the New Year,” “Let me be fair here...”

Ordinary people have all kinds of frustrations and compromises in life. But Tang Mu isn't ordinary. He's a wizard from Azkaban...

“Avada Kedavra!” (Thud.)

Tang Mu lowers his glowing wand and waggles a finger.

“I'm no wizard. I'm the Dark Lord!”