The Court Hears My Thoughts, and the Emperor Begs Me for Gossip

[Everyone can hear her thoughts + gossip + goofy + absurd]

Xiang Hua transmigrated and got bound to a gossip System.

After hearing her thoughts, the emperor appointed her to an official post and brought her to court just so he could get the latest gossip firsthand.

And so Xiang Hua began spending every day gossiping with the emperor and all his officials.

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[This is absolutely wild! The emperor's beloved Consort Xiang eloped with Meng Dadan!]

[Who else knew? Lord Sima Ruhua moonlights as the top courtesan at the Yihong Brothel!]

[I'm devastated. Lord Dongfang Buliang has been married for five years, and his wife is still a virgin!]

[No way! The crown prince is seventeen, still wets the bed, and likes sleeping while hugging a piggy!]

[Lord Zhuge An has a thing for widows. He wants to give every widow a home!]

[Good heavens, Consort Gua practices hanging herself in the harem every day!]

[The Second Prince has been paralyzed for years, but it was all an act? Just so he wouldn't have to study or attend court!]

[The Third Prince draws erotic pictures in his study and even carved a 3D wooden version!]

[I seriously can't. The emperor is doing the viral dance in the imperial garden?!]

[This is insane. The princess sent away to marry has two husbands and six children?]

[Is this for real? The entire court has been tricked into compromising situations?!]

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Besides gossiping, Xiang Hua also did some good things:

She founded Big Gossip Auntie's Milk Tea and sold 100 million cups in a year.

She started Cluckin' Chicken Fried Chicken, making the neighbor's kids drool with envy.

She developed bobo chicken skewers for one coin each, so tasty you couldn't stop at one.

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Everyone happily gossiped together. And as they did, their once-destitute country grew richer and richer. It not only survived, but united the eighteen neighboring countries.

How did that happen? Can gossip really do all that?