In Chinese Entertainment, I Only Make Bad Movies
人在华娱，专拍烂片
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 700k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Showbiz Romance
- Updated
- 2y ago
- English
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205Chapters
5.5kRecommendations
65.4kFans
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This is the funniest entertainment novel, bar none. It shares many similarities with the previous one, but surpasses it. The author seems to be criticizing the entertainment industry, but it also seems to be based on facts. The top male and female actors in the Chinese entertainment industry, Jet Li and Liu Yifei, are no longer Chinese citizens—how tragic!
Why would China Entertainment need you to direct such terrible films? Looking around, eight or nine out of ten films directed by these incompetent directors at China Entertainment are flops. They don't use the production budget for legitimate purposes, but they spare no effort in throwing money at marketing and distribution.
Will your movie still be able to be shown in theaters?! This is the Party's world! Not the world of money!!
That was awesome, so incredibly awesome!!!
This is so awesome! The more I read, the more I want to laugh. This author is really good at creating hilarious content. This is a new track in entertainment fiction. I really like "The Second Best in the World" and "Brave the Lolita Island".
From casting Yang Mi in movies to Liu Shishi and Liu Yifei, these three terrible films, no matter how much marketing they received, only grossed a little over 100 million to 300 million at most. In recent years, not many people have gone to the movies. Even truly explosive films like *Crazy Stone* and *Lost in Thailand* only had small box office returns.
Seriously, it cracked me up!
Occasionally, I'll write something nonsensical and funny, which is fine. But if it's completely nonsensical, it gets a bit tiresome.
This book would be better titled "Life in the Chinese Entertainment Industry: Starting with Blockbuster Films," as that would have a better and more fitting theme.
Was The Forbidden Kingdom directed by Zhang Yimou, or by Robert Minkoff?
Not a single woman slept.
He made money but didn't seem to spend it. Is the protagonist just a robot?