A 500,000-Yuan Bride Price? Can You Handle That, Simp?

彩礼50万？你把握的住吗，舔狗

by Poor Grandson, Rich Mouth (穷孙子富嘴)

Status: Completed
Length: 39k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Superpowers
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Qidian

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Synopsis

Fortune-telling? Sure, let’s tell a fortune!

Xiao Yan: Half-immortal, I’m dating a girl. She loves me so much, she wants to be my most beautiful bride!

Zhao Gou: You mean the kind of bride you get for one night?

Someone: Esteemed Master Dongfang, what do you think my chances of winning are this time?

Zhao Gou counted on his fingers. “Your preliminaries are looking good. It’s a sure win!”

“He’s no match for you!”

“That’s what I, Zhao the Half-Immortal, say! Even Jesus backed you up over drinks!”

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