Trapped in the Paranormal: One Secret Clue Every Day

In a bizarre world, you can't speedrun, allocate stat points, grind around the clock, or burn your lifespan for power... Fortunately, Lin Xi gets one secret piece of gossip refreshed every day. He hoped it would help him manage to die with a little dignity, but who could have guessed that the tidbits he found would get more and more disturbing? [September 12, Rumor: After seven years of hard work, the portly magistrate of Qinghe County has finally become pregnant.] [September 14, Secret: In ancient times, Qinghe County was home to a top-tier biological breeding vessel. Upholding the will of the Prolific Reproductive Spirit-Mother Holy Lord, it lay across more than fifty thousand beds in Qinghe County.] [September 27, Rumor: The magistrate has given birth to a big, chubby, ugly boy.] [October 19, Secret: Cultivators exist in this world who can burn mountains, boil seas, and rival the sun and moon in longevity.] [November 3, Warning: You seem to have attracted the attention of some peculiar being. Its chaotic yet obsessive thoughts are filled with desire for you.] [First day of the New Year, Hint: The Great Azure Flame Sea-Burning Spirit Furnace is an unparalleled cultivation art from the Azure Flame Heaven. Its lineage was severed countless ages ago... Suddenly, you spot a sheet of azure paper mixed in with the third-rate cultivation manuals at a street stall.]