He Climbed Out to Carve His Own Epitaph, Scaring His Great-Granddaughter to Tears

Name: He Climbed Out to Carve His Own Epitaph, Scaring His Great-Granddaughter to Tears
Author: Mr. Krabs Is So Annoying

爬出来给自己修碑铭，吓哭曾孙女

by Mr. Krabs Is So Annoying (蟹老板很烦)

Status: Completed
Length: 524k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Superpowers
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Qidian

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Synopsis

With the Lunar New Year approaching, the young troublemaker Xie Xiaoxi starts a livestream and, at her parents’ urging, returns to her village to honor her ancestors and invite them to celebrate the New Year.

She oversleeps, and by the time she reaches the mountain, night has already fallen.

As it happens, nearly a century after his death, Xie Heng awakens in his grave with a Jiangshi System.

He only meant to get some fresh air, but discovers that his descendants have carved the wrong inscription on his tombstone. So he picks up a stone and sets about correcting it.

To his surprise, he scares Xie Xiaoxi half to death while she’s visiting the graves!

Xie Xiaoxi: “Mom! Who, who, who… who are you? What are you doing at my great-grandfather’s grave?!”

Xie Heng: “They got the inscription wrong, so I came out to fix it.”

Netizens: “What?????!”