Disaster-Ravaged End Times: If You’re Going to Go Mad, Turn into a Dragon First!

When a phoenix lands in shallow waters, I’ll be the one to pick it up! The apocalypse arrived, and the furnace-like heat was enough to drive people mad. She wasn’t bothered by the scorching weather at all. She even turned over to sun herself from every angle. Heh, this was heaven’s gift to her. While humanity struggled to survive disasters, she stole the golden finger from her vicious relatives and mutated into a giant white snake, gaining all kinds of advantages. Deadly radiation? When she was human, her snake shed protected her. Weapons? In snake form, her scales were impervious to blades and bullets. Floods? Nonsense, this was clearly her bathhouse~ Freezing weather? She’d find a cozy little den and hibernate. She’d close her eyes, open them again, and spring would have arrived. Hunger? Her sense of smell was sharp, her teeth were good, and she had a hearty appetite. She wasn’t picky and could digest anything. No food went to waste. Getting fat? A white snake’s round head, double chin, round tail, and plump little belly were all part of her weaponry. Roar~ The mountain presses down from above! A rat infestation? One roll from her, and every rat corpse would be pressed three inches into the ground. By chance, she rescued Experimental Subject 009 from a laboratory. What? That devastatingly handsome young man was the infamous god of slaughter and world-ending phoenix from her previous life! He transformed into a bird, spreading his wings until they blotted out the sky and moon, whipping up flying sand and rocks. She chickened out and tried to run~ But he grabbed her chubby snake tail and wouldn’t let go. This time, she’d be the one holding the knife, not the one on the chopping block. She’d keep her head down and grow stronger in secret. He was a rare dual-ability user. His wood ability was just a disguise. His greatest weapon was his bird transformation… Today’s goal: Make the little white snake fall for him! His lifelong goal: Spoil his little chubby dragon~