My Good Disciples, Your Master Is Staying Put

A Heavenly Master in thigh garters. A sword immortal in white silk stockings. A poison maiden from the Nether Domain. A Medical Sage from Medicine Valley. All these talented young female cultivators from the Northern Nether Domain were taught by the same teacher: Lu Yan. A lazy, greedy, idle teacher at Shangyin Academy, he loafed around and did nothing all day. He failed every assessment in the six arts of teaching, and apart from flirting and joking around with his students, he did nothing at all. His colleagues at Shangyin Academy had long regarded him as a disgrace to the teaching profession. Even so, every one of his students turned out to be astonishingly formidable. After graduating, these students turned the cultivation world upside down. When they couldn't solve their problems, they came slinking back to the academy to ask Lu Yan for help. Lu Yan glanced at the countless powerful figures from the heavens crowding the sky above Shangyin Academy, then at his golden finger that made him invincible within three feet of his own territory. Calmly, he said to his female disciples, “I don't want to leave the academy. Why don't you ask those big shots to come inside?”