The Cultivation World’s Top Scapegoat

What happens when all sorts of oddballs show up around a heroine who's “emotionally stable”?

Teammate Side: Daily Amitabha, and even when flying on a sword, he wears a “seat belt.” Safety first is his motto.

Teammate Lin Fengmian: A demon cultivator with a penchant for cutting people's hair, an inherited trait from his powerful original body that he can't change. A gorgeous legal expert who can steal souls and captivate hearts.

Teammate Lei Duofa: Wants to bring punk hairstyles to the cultivation world and become its number-one “Tony.”

Teammate Mo Sun: A dual spirit-and-demon body artifact refiner. If you can imagine it, he can make the magical or demonic artifact.

Teammate Yan Wu: A celebrity spokesperson brought out by Longevity Hall. He's good at dancing with coffins, and with a beauty filter on, he's stunning enough to steal your soul.

A pre-match behind-the-scenes moment:

Lei Duofa points at Lin Fengmian, eyes wide. “Wow! What a huge cinnabar mole!”

Smack!

Lei Duofa gets a slap on the forehead.

Lei Duofa pouts.

Lin Fengmian flicks the curls beside his ear. “What cinnabar mole? It's a cupping mark! Ever heard of it?”

Everyone: “Why are you getting cupping?”

Lin Fengmian downs a glass of water. “Too much internal heat.”

“Didn't we all come to the cultivation world? Why would we need cupping?” everyone says.

Lin Fengmian: “...What do you know? This is about sentiment.”

“...But doesn't it look kind of bad when you go out like that?”

Lin Fengmian confidently tosses his hair.

It's all about what's in your heart, not how you look.

Fu Qi, who'd been quietly keeping a low profile, doesn't want to be called on.

Side is about to wrap things up, but Fu Qi predicts his “Amitabha” and steps on his foot before he can open his mouth.

Side holds his breath: “Tss...”

“...Ow.”