I, Who Believe in Evil Gods, Punish Evil and Promote Good at the Beginning?

"Really, you have to believe me, I am actually a reborn villain. After a new life, I originally planned to return to my old business of cheating, kidnapping, burning, killing, and looting. But a damn system is bound to me, and I am not allowed to do any bad things, otherwise I will be sent back to the original time and space. My daily life is to battle her wits and courage, trying to take advantage of her to do bad things. Therefore, all the good things you see me doing now are the result of accidental mistakes! " The reporter from Global News nodded with deep understanding, "I understand, the great prophet leader, Mr. Su Zhou." "That is to say, your many feats such as saving many cities facing destruction, solving many world-destroying space-time rift disasters, leading humans to counterattack other worlds and crusade against gods, etc. Are all coincidences, right?" "Yes!" "Okay, I'll report it truthfully." The reporter moved his pen as fast as he could. "Then let's talk about your long-term ambiguous relationships with many women, including even your step-sister who is not related by blood..." "No comment. " (Rebirth + Funny + The Protagonist Kills Decisively)