Showbiz: I Was About to Quit, and Now the System Shows Up?

My name is Gu Jing, and I've transmigrated to a parallel world.

The good news: entertainment here is underdeveloped.

The bad news: I'm seventy years old.

I join a singing competition and take the stage at seventy to sing, dance, and rap. One song beats every superstar. Come on, young people, is that all you've got?

A Chinese-style rap singer is getting criticized?

Gu Jing: “How about a song called Herbal Manual?”

There are no real hit songs in Chinese entertainment?

Gu Jing: “How does a song called Nocturne sound?”

There aren't any good songs with a distinctly Chinese style?

Gu Jing: “How about a song called Dragon Scales of Heaven and Earth?”

In an entertainment industry obsessed with looks, Gu Jing single-handedly turned things around and made talent the priority.

One song was all it took to make a genre explode across the internet.

On variety shows, Gu Jing turned into a matchmaker, catching every flirtatious glance exchanged by the young contestants.

Then he taught the youngsters his secret techniques: “In the art of wooing girls, even waiting for a rabbit to run into a tree stump can work. So what's wrong with carving a mark into a boat to find a dropped sword? Fate doesn't follow science. Fate doesn't follow science. If you want to go, just go!”

Before long, the dating show had become a matchmaking spectacle, with Gu Jing tying the red threads of fate.

Netizen A: “Holy crap, 666! Master, please accept my bow!”

Netizen B: “I watched Grandpa Gu's variety show for a month, and now the campus belle is chasing me!”

Many years later, netizens followed reporters to Gu Jing's home. The old man was gone, but he had left the world a film titled The Transmigrator's Career as a Plagiarist.

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