The Year I Took Over from Kobe

Curry: His three-pointers are scarier than mine. Carter: His dunks are better than mine. Stockton: If he wants to, he could break my assist record. Rodman: I’ve never seen a player grab so many rebounds. The scary part is, he’s a guard. DeRozan: He has the elite skills of a classic guard. I want to learn from him. Jimmy Butler: He’s tougher than me. I thought he was supposed to be my sidekick. Olajuwon: His footwork is good enough to be its own school. LeBron: He turned down my recruitment offer, so now I just want to join him. Harden and Durant: The three of us like to visit the Ice and Snow World together. Bill Russell: I should be glad he hasn’t set his sights on my hands yet. Jordan: He’s the only one who can break Wilt Chamberlain’s scoring record. NBA: The Warriors’ Death Lineup isn’t scary. What’s truly scary is the Lakers’ super-powered frontcourt, and the scariest player in it is An Yuan. An Yuan: You can all stop worrying. I’ll retire after one more season!!! {This book also goes by the titles: NBA: I’ve Assembled All the Top-Tier Talents, NBA: My Teammates Made Me the Greatest Player in History, NBA: The Road to Conquest Begins with Taking Over for Kobe, and When I Joined the NBA, Jordan’s Place in History Was No Longer Secure. This is an over-the-top power fantasy with a touch of plausibility. Please read on.} Reader group: 594339083 My completed work, Lakers’ Godfather, has over two thousand subscriptions. Come give it a read.