I Watch Short Videos About Ancient Times, and History Goes Completely Off the Rails

Luo Yuntian transmigrated to a parallel world. Somehow, the ancient people could see what he projected from his phone. [Scrolling past pole dancing] Emperors of every dynasty: “Find smooth poles like that! Hurry, hurry, hurry!” “And that thing called thigh-highs, both black and white. Get them here at once!” [Scrolling to travel videos] Qin Shi Huang: “My tomb was excavated? My figurines were found?” Kangxi: “What? The Qing Dynasty fell? I have to buy a ticket to get home?” [Scrolling past five thousand years of Chinese history] Knowing how things would end, the ancients changed their minds one after another. Li Yuan made Li Shimin crown prince instead. Yue Fei no longer returned to court. In the emperors' chat group, rulers from every dynasty furiously argued with one another. Later, Luo Yuntian got tired of just watching videos and started a livestream. The ancient people went crazy listening to Luo Yuntian tell unofficial tales from history. Not long after, Luo Yuntian showed up in a parallel world driving a tank and carrying an AK. “Watch closely. I'll only demonstrate this once.” Luo Yuntian charged into the enemy camp alone and plowed straight through everything...