My Xianyu Connects to the Heavenly Court

The Xianyu app on his phone lets him trade treasures with the immortals, but Fairy Chang'e gives him a rude awakening: after paying a fortune, all he gets is a single rabbit hair. After getting ripped off by Chang'e in trade after trade, Qin Muyang finally gets it: when trading with immortals, you can't stick to principles.

Human-world goodies the immortals love, like ice cream, chocolate, videos of beautiful women, hit songs, and game software, must be sold at exorbitant prices:

The Dragon King of the Eastern Sea wants fried chicken legs? Ten luminous pearls!

Sun Wukong wants the League of Legends installer? Send me the Seventy-Two Transformations!

The Supreme Lord Lao wants hot pot? One furnace of immortal pills, and no haggling!

The Seven Fairies want chocolate too? Same place, same time!