You Rejected Me When I Chased You Like a Simp, but After I Went Viral, You Begged Me to Take You Back

Reborn as a college junior, Li Qingxuan is once again a simp. He has long since realized that the goddess he pursues sees him as nothing more than a tool and an ATM, so he promptly returns the latest smartphone he bought with a month’s worth of part-time wages.

“Li Qingxuan, why did you return the phone you promised to buy me?!”

“What gives you the right to make me buy you a phone?”

“Didn’t I tell you that if you bought me a phone, I’d give you a chance to go on a date with me?”

“A date? You bring your friends along to eat, drink, and have fun with my money, all because of that face of yours?”

“What else did you expect?”

“You’re insane. With a face like yours, you think you can make me your simp?”

I, Li Qingxuan, will never fall in love in this life.

What even is love? Not even a dog would bother with it!

Making money is the most important thing in the world!