After My Little Martial Uncle Casts Off All Earthly Attachments, the Six Realms Bow

(No CP, transmigrate into a book, mind reading, comedy, pure silliness) After returning from the secret realm, everyone in the sect noticed something strange: just by looking at their junior uncle (or junior sister), they could hear what she was thinking. When their junior uncle watched him practice swordsmanship, she praised him aloud, but thought to herself: Like an old lady doing square dancing, waving her arms and twisting her waist. When their junior uncle watched him sit cross-legged and meditate, she thought: He looks like a cat scratching itself with its hind leg. When their junior uncle watched him lie on his side absorbing spiritual energy, she thought: A woman in confinement absorbs more than he does. The disciples couldn't take it anymore. They ran to report her to their masters and demanded to leave the mountain as a group. Their masters smiled bitterly. “If we could stand her, would we have sent her to train you?” So everyone in the sect was forced to listen to their junior uncle's training sessions. But as they trained, they discovered it was actually pretty great. Their cultivation improved by leaps and bounds, and they all went to ask their junior uncle how she did it. They never got an answer, but their bags of spirit stones were emptied one by one. She said that if they left their spirit stones with her, they would double. The First Master covered his mouth and laughed. “They actually believed her! Did you see that? They actually believed her!” The Second Master said helplessly, “But you and I lost our spirit stones the same way!” The First Master stopped laughing at once. The Third, Fourth, and Fifth Masters standing nearby chimed in, “So did we!”