This Pastor Is Too Crooked

At the World Judgment Table, the congressman looked at the man in front of him and asked: "Tell the truth! Are you the main culprit?" The man waved his hand: "I'm just an ordinary priest who likes to help little boys and save lost succubi. How could I do such things as robbing mainland banks, stealing gems, and assassinating kings?" "Besides, as for killing the dragon." The man straightened his body, leaned forward slightly, and replied with a contemptuous tone: "Defeating the evil dragon is what every brave man should do, right?"