Monster, Grant This Poor Monk a Quick Death

Qin Mo transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty. On the surface, he was Chen Xuanzang, but his true identity was the reincarnated Hongmeng Sage, the founder of Daoism. He had now reincarnated 998 times, and just one final life remained before he could return to his place among the sages. Dying sooner rather than later was his top priority. Just then, Bodhisattva Guanyin appeared. Guanyin: Xuanzang, you were once Jin Chanzi, a disciple of the Buddha. After committing an offense, you were banished to the mortal realm. Now the Buddha commands you to travel west and overcome eighty-one trials, so you may return to the Buddhist realm. I hope you will treasure this opportunity. And so... Hey, Lady White Bone, weren't you supposed to eat me? Why are you dragging me onto your bed? Hey, Bull Demon King, I'm just a monk on a pilgrimage. What do you mean, you want me to become the Great Sage Who Pacifies Heaven? Hey, Golden-Winged Great Peng, you're a monster who even dared to swallow the Buddha. Why are you begging me to take you as my disciple?