Black Mythology: Run, Monk Tang Is Here!

On the way westward, ghosts were crying and screaming: "Run! Tang Monk is here again!" "Why do you say again?" Tang Monk carried a spatula on his back and pulled the white dragon horse onto the stage. "Sister Guanyin, where is my eldest disciple?" Sister Guanyin was desperate: "Didn't you eat Hericium tofu brain yesterday?" "Oh, what about my second apprentice?" "Where do you think your pig ear crisps come from?" "Then my third apprentice is still here, right?" "Here, there's a fish bone hairpin stuck in your head." Tang Seng: That's good, that's good. In order to regain my male body, I really dare to eat anything. * Wukong knelt down and said, "Bodhisattva! Even though I, Sun, can transform seventy-two times, I can't stand my master's eating method." Bajie communicated with tears in his eyes: "Bodhisattva, please show mercy and accept my master!" The Sha Monk cried loudly: "Bodhisattva, I would rather be the sand of the Liusha River than be the master's salad!" Guanyin shed tears: "Do you think I don't want to?? The poor monk really can't do it!!" Another name: "The Return of the God of War: Discovering I'm a Woman" "Who is still learning from the scriptures after being reborn?" "Fairies, please respect yourself"