Reborn Without Making Money, Might as Well Become a Comedian

After being reborn, if you don't make money, what are you going to do? Make money? What else could you do, clean the house?! Only after being reborn did Lu Beichuan realize that people actually had very few worries. Eat what you want to eat, play with whoever you want to play with, and do what you want to do. Even a five-year-old understands these principles, so how do adults fail to get them? In his previous life, he had barely scraped by for forty years and accomplished nothing. His father was paralyzed, his mother was seriously ill, his mortgage was still unpaid, he could not afford a car, his wife cheated on him, and his son was not his own. Ghosts possess the weak, while Buddhas make the kind suffer! After being hit and killed, Lu Beichuan got a second chance at life. If he did not come back to make money, did he come back to be a comedian? If you are not eager to make money, there is something wrong with your head! Step one: Go home and eat some dumplings. Step two: Con a beautiful billionaire. They say the kind are bullied, and even a good horse gets ridden! Lu Beichuan wanted to see who was truly kind and who was merely a well-behaved horse! As for romance… even dogs would not do such a thing. And marriage… heh, that is something only dogs would do!