The Obsessive Villain Hears My Thoughts, and His Whole Persona Crumbles

[Transmigrates into a Book + Everyone's a Villain and Can Read Minds + Everyone's Darling + Unhinged Obsession + Unexpectedly Contrasting Heroine + Sweet Romance + Light, Silly Comedy]

Xia Jiuci, a deadpan joker, dies suddenly after staying up all night reading a cultivation novel called <Bow Before Me>.

The good news is that she becomes a naturally gifted spirit body, immortal and ageless.

The bad news is that she's the villain's daughter, a saintess who was never meant to be born in the demon clan.

Xia Jiuci looks at the beautiful Madam Ji, her mother. Her face remains blank, but in her mind she thinks:

[Mother is so beautiful! Come cuddle me! Dump that scumbag dad, and let's run away together!]

Madam Ji looks down at the solemn little pink bundle in her arms and, for the first time, wonders if this is really her child.

…

Xia Jiuci looks at her eldest senior sister with a serious expression.

[Poor eldest senior sister, the protagonist is about to steal her magical treasure.]

The eldest senior sister becomes cultivation partners with her magical treasure, bound by a death pact.

[Tsk, second senior sister got cheated out of her money and her virtue. What a poor woman.]

Gradually, everyone notices that these villains are becoming more and more easygoing.

Then they see that even the protagonist's greatest golden finger, the heartless Dao Sword Venerable, is circling around a little fox.

Couple: Xia Jiuci, a deadpan joker and naturally gifted fox spirit, x Yin Wusi, a Sword Venerable who has united with the Dao.

I've had so many dreams and lived so many lives.

Only when I brought you into my world did this unchanging world finally come alive.

Reader's note: The story is internally consistent, the setting is fictional. Don't nitpick; stop reading if it's not for you. Hope you're well, and may everyone be well.