I Became the Crown Prince of France

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I spent one night reading the love novel "Crison and Eugenie" written by Emperor Napoleon when he was young - a masterpiece of humor and obscenity written in his early years. Napoleon has always looked down on novels, and it can even be said that he hated them. After all, in his eyes, novels are "maid reading" and are not worthy of "big men" wasting their time. However, in his early years, he secretly fished while working and wrote a novel that can be called a secondary autobiography. And this critical creation based on himself and his first love allows us to have a glimpse of his "secondary soul" when he was young. Let's talk about the plot first. The protagonist of the story, Krison, is a genius who was born for the battlefield (let me introduce myself), with a cold but kind-hearted character, and quickly rises to the top by virtue of his military exploits and personal charm (gosh, this is me). However, what he pursues is not only glory, but also an idealized love. He met the pure Eugenie and fell into a vigorous love. Not only did he fall in love at first sight, but he also committed to each other for life, and finally lived in a farming-style "world for two." But destiny cannot be violated. Crison left his family again for the sake of his motherland. He gained victory on the battlefield, but he was cuckolded at home. Eugenie fell in love with a "warm" adjutant, which directly turned Crison into a lovelorn general on the battlefield. The minotaur drama in this novel caused Cresson to fall into the big emo of life. In the end, he chose to let "thousands of ruthless bullets penetrate his body" (I'm a metal storm, thousands of flintlock shot balls passed by and this person was directly turned into dumpling stuffing. I'm afraid the author doesn't have any military knowledge 🈚 🐶 🐶 🐶), and came to the final curtain call of a "loyal hero". When Napoleon wrote this paragraph, he may not have thought that the bloody plot of the novel would be replicated in real life - more than once - one of his relationships and two marriages collapsed due to cheating and extramarital affairs. It seems that "Tauren Humanities" is really a metaphor of fate. Of course, we have to admit that "Crison and Eugénie" is in many ways Napoleon's secondary autobiography: all the advantages of Clisson are like the labels that the young Napoleon put on himself, a battlefield genius, an affectionate hero, and a brave martyr. And that kind of overly idealistic love is like the catharsis of his "sexually repressed literature" when he was a young virgin. However, Napoleon really did what most male protagonists in novels cannot do: the work he did later was much crueler than in the novel. In the final analysis, Napoleon's literary talent is not very high. His novels are clumsy, blunt and streamlined. Some of the fragments are embarrassing to watch, and they are comparable to the second grade essays I wrote in junior high school. I deeply suspect that Nahuang's disdain for novels is because he failed in writing novels, so he was incompetent and furious. He said grapes were sour because he couldn't eat the grapes, and he criticized novels as inferior if he couldn't write novels well. But who would have thought that this young literary virgin who lay on the table and critically read "The Sorrows of Young Werther", a romantic novel about male and female love, seven times, would later become the ruler of Europe and discuss the plot with Goethe himself, the author of "The Sorrows of Young Werther"? (And made a violent comment: Werther should not have committed suicide at all. Faced with the emperor's violent comments, Goethe, who was a little embarrassed, said: Maybe the novel should not have an ending) Perhaps this is the charm of Napoleon: he fantasizes himself into a perfect person who cannot exist, which is called the second grade, but the one who can do what he says is the emperor. (Now is fantasy time🤣👉 The author nb is actually real😯 Wait why even the Minotaur is real🤯) If Desiree and Bonaparte got married, and the two really settled in an old castle with a big garden (the plan in Bonaparte's letter), there might not be a future Napoleon (Thanks to Desiree, her brother asked for more betrothal gifts). Good luck and bad luck depend on each other, no one knows what is waiting for you in the future. (It is suspected that Napoleon was born with wife control + cuckold addiction... Josephine was the kind of romantic wife who fascinated Napoleon) Finally, I have to joke that Talleyrand read this masterpiece in front of Napoleon. It is estimated that Napoleon could have dug out a Tuileries Palace on the floor with his toes. Ps: Napoleon thought that novels were "maid reading", but he also read novels, so Napoleon always thought of himself as a maid.

If I were a European country, I would also fight France. If I lose, there will be no losses. The captives will come back. The compensation will be very small. It will be divided into ten years. If I don't want to pay it back, I will find an excuse to launch another attack. Prussia, Russia, Austria and the United Kingdom will not lose any land, and there will be no deterrence at all. If I win and gain huge gains, there is no reason not to fight. In this case, Pig's Foot will only face the anti-French wars launched by the United Kingdom again and again.

However, I suggest marrying a Russian princess. Only the Tsar is the most steadfast guardian of the orthodox monarch. Moreover, France and Russia are far apart, which is in line with the principle of distant relations and close attacks.

I thought of a plot about using one's own flesh to overcome the disaster of the people. The protagonist performs a play. The protagonist comes out to distribute relief food. Seeing the miserable life of the people, he is heartbroken and unable to control his emotions. He cuts off a piece of his own flesh and throws it into the relief pot. Then he makes a speech: Seeing the suffering of his people, he is heartbroken and wishes he could save the whole people with his own body. Now he is using his own flesh to tide over the people. I will do my best to help the people tide over the difficulties at all costs, blah blah blah... By gaining prestige, aura, and the Holy See's momentum, he can become a contemporary saint.

Regardless of the fact that they faced different situations, 16 actually did better than 15 and 14. 14'S ten rooms and nine empty houses did not defeat Spain in the end. The damage caused by the North American War of Independence to the British was real. And in fact, the cost of fighting the 16th War of Independence was much lower than that of the 14th Grand Alliance and the War for the Spanish Crown. And compared to 15 and 16, 14 can be said to be living saints, loyal and frugal. These two do not allow religious freedom and are the absolute opposite of Catholicism. Furthermore, 16 was the first person to realize that the core of rule could never be placed in Paris. 16 Was not as good at foreign affairs as a man from the Capetian family. The Girondins also inherited his ideas. Parisians were absolutely unreliable. (If there is a referendum, it is hard to say who will be guillotined. Many old farmers from other provinces still recognize iris flowers.) But doing good things for foreign countries will lead to loss of interests in Paris. The method of the Louis 16 plan is to reduce taxes for Parisian people by increasing taxes on the aristocrats and stabilize the people's hearts. But it's obvious that he's not 14 and doesn't have that ability. 16 is the kind of person who has no talent or determination but has ability and patience. He knew what the people wanted, but he had to think for a long time before agreeing, and then regretted it after agreeing. It was embarrassing to suppress him. In fact, when the Bastille was captured, there were 2w5 troops in Paris. They directly ordered the suppression and the matter was over

If France wants to become a world hegemon, it must capture Africa. Africa is close to the mainland and can be localized. It captures North Africa first, and then prepares quinine in advance. In fact, other countries cannot seize other parts of Africa. The black people above are sold to the colonies of the United States and Spain. After the grain bureau crisis is resolved, births must be encouraged. Historically, the French also wanted to localize their colonies in North Africa. The reason why they failed was that the population was not enough, and the locals also needed people. There were too few French people in North Africa. At that time, France's fertility rate was already very low and there was no chance. So, they colonized North Africa first, and when the number of French people in North Africa exceeded half, they colonized the rest of Africa. Part of it is the localization of North Africa. During this period, the number of indigenous people must be reduced through various means, such as selling to the colonies of the United States and Spain. It is also a routine to wait for other African areas to reach the standard. The black people must be removed. Assimilation is too difficult. When Africa is localized, other areas must also be colonized. After all, The development of colonies that cannot be localized can also be accelerated, such as Australia, Indochina, Persia, etc., And the Arabian Peninsula must also be captured. Following Africa will make it easier to manage. Just wait until the Ottomans are weak. The peninsula has the least population, so there is no rush to capture it. The oil will not be used for a while. In fact, the most ideal situation is to unite with Spain. In this way, there will be colonies and the control of Africa will be stronger. Then let Spain swallow Portugal and seize the Austrian lowlands and the area west of the Rhine for easy defense. This is the most perfect state. The prerequisite for achieving this is that the population is sufficient. Many, while the French are still willing to have children, we must let them have children crazy. After the colony is established, the price of food will be suppressed so that they can afford to eat. When they grow up, they will be sent to Africa. France's current population is about 30 million, and it aims to more than double in ten years. It is not localized. In more than ten years, the newborns will be adults by then, and they can be sent to complete localization. In this way, it needs to be accelerated after the first dozen years. After all, the population base is larger and more people will grow, and localization will become faster and faster in the future. In this way, North Africa, West Africa, East Africa, and South Africa will come one by one, and they can be sucked in midway. People from other European countries can do it faster. At this time, many European countries are overpopulated. These people basically go to the United States, where their beards can be cut off and assimilation is easy. Black people in Africa are sold directly. Black slaves are not cheap at this time and they can make a lot of money. Anyway, everyone is doing it at this time.

Nowadays, the rules of the book review area are corrupt and traitors are everywhere. This is due to the lack of updates. If the author diligently updates one hundred thousand words every day, then the traitors will be afraid and retreat, and the moral gentlemen will rejoice. This is a feat worthy of praise by Yao and Shun! I have heard that calves born in sheep pens do not behave like sheep when they grow up. You are at the starting point and your computer keyboard is often used, but you have lost interest in updating it. Is this reasonable? The reason why Qidian is strong is that we have inherited the etiquette and skills of our ancestors. Stop bursting, the pressure has nowhere to release, and instead you become tired. Isn't this the same as abandoning the roots of the tree and pursuing the treetops? If this continues, great disaster will surely happen! The reason why Bai Jin can have tens of thousands of royalties and not be harmed by villains is because they are willing to listen to what upright gentlemen say. However, Poujie cannot get royalties and is even looked down upon by his girlfriend. This is because they are close to evil villains. I hope you can think carefully about the difference. There is one thing for which the author can cry bitterly, and six things for which the author can sigh. Since ancient times, when performing actions, the words are often very passionate. If they are not passionate, they will not be able to move the actor's heart. Harsh words are akin to slander. Author, you should think carefully about whether such a thing is right or wrong. Those authors who updated less, delayed, or missed updates had no time to feel sad about themselves, so they were drowned in the torrent of works, leaving only later authors to feel sad about them; later authors felt sad and did not learn from it, and future authors felt sad about it.

She was too young at that time and didn't know that all the gifts given by fate had already been marked in secret.

You can try to write about major power diplomacy, such as the Three Emperors Alliance and the Anti-French Alliance. There is no history of such major power alliances in Chinese history, and few people have written about it. Farming to develop the Industrial Revolution and then fighting the whole of Europe is not as interesting as fighting an alliance of great powers. Encourage the French population to have children, upgrade Napoleon's continental blockade policy, and the new United States. There are many nodes to write about 🙂 Another one is that the royal family did oppress the French people at that time, and the protagonist needs to make some separation from the traditional royal family 🙂