Borrowing the Way to Mystery

I have seen all living beings busy, coming and going just for a few taels of silver. I once listened to the sound of books, day and night just for the sake of my name. I once thought that there were so many storms, and that every year was just a rush for heaven and earth. I once felt that the road to immortality was elusive, and I only wanted to be honored in the immortal hall in my life. Until that day. I saw the green dragon coming out of the sea, carrying wind and thunder, soaring into the sky, winding its way up. I saw a solitary boat on a huge wave, riding on the waves, drifting away with the wind, condensing the waves into a wall. I saw the black clouds were heavy with thunder, connecting the sky and the earth, shaking the sky, and sending lightning in all directions. I saw gods and Buddhas filling the sky, waving flags, carrying silver spears, and appearing in glory. "All immortals, please come forward and have sex with me." --Li Yu