Naruto: A Little Capitalist Shock for the Shinobi World

During an interview, Kakuzu said, "I don't love money. Money doesn't interest me. The happiest time of my life was when I made fifty thousand ryo a day as a bounty hunter."

Reporter: So, Mr. Kakuzu, did you set up your charitable organization to avoid inheritance tax?

Kakuzu replied confidently: How can you say that? I'm immortal, so what inheritance could I possibly have?

Reporter: And what about your inter-realm company? Is there something going on there?

Kakuzu: ...Which company are you with?

Reporter: The Shinobi World Times.

Kakuzu: Good. You're fired.

Reporter: ...

The Shinobi World Times: We have learned that the Hidden Cloud Village sent people to secretly infiltrate a protected area for wild Tailed Beasts with malicious intent. Our reporter is on the scene...

Yesterday, the reporter discovered a batch of illegal contraband. The author has been arrested by the Shinobi World Police Force. Here is a photograph of the suspect.

"Idiot Jiraiya, you've disgraced yourself across the entire Shinobi World. Now all you can do is join the Mars colonization project." Orochimaru said as he read the report.