Investiture of the Gods: My Son Nezha Is So Weak and Helpless!

My name is Li Nezha. I’m a transmigrator, and I’m three years old! I have the strongest rebellious System. As long as I defy the immortals and gods, I can earn endless rewards! Other people wouldn’t dare attack a dragon prince. I would! Other people wouldn’t dare draw the Xuanyuan Bow. I would! Other people wouldn’t dare serve the Shang Dynasty. I’d still do it! In short, I’ll defy every immortal and god there is! I’ll do what others dare to do, and I’ll do what they don’t dare to do! I, Nezha, have always loved saying no! My name is Li Jing, and I have a son named Li Nezha. He’s no good at literature or martial arts. His Daoist magic is worse than cheap street tricks. He can’t beat a dog when he’s out and can’t even get the better of a chicken at home. I’m worried sick. Even worse, for some reason, the king wants to appoint him as a general and send him to lead the army against Jizhou! Now I have to go to Chaoge and remonstrate with the king, even if it means putting myself in danger! But I’ve only made it halfway there, and now I’m at a loss, wondering whether I should go home. Because everyone passing by says Jizhou has already been conquered...