Flirting in the Open, Seducing in Secret! The Top-Tier Star Insists on Kissing Me

[My new novel, The Metaphysics Master Is a Tiny Baby: Change Your Fate? Pay Up!, is now online! It’s incredibly sweet. If it isn’t, you can bite me.] [Mermaid bride + adorable showbiz kid + all kinds of variety shows + one-on-one, both devoted only to each other. If it isn’t sweet, you can bite me!] Four-year-old Shi Chuyou has three worries: First, his mother is a mermaid who lost her mermaid tear, and is always in danger of losing her human form and dying. Second, he’s already four, but still can’t grow a tail, so he can’t accompany his mother back to the sea. Third, his mother is beautiful and sweet-voiced, yet the whole internet has turned against her, denouncing her as a plagiarist in the entertainment industry. Shi Weiyi, who has lost count of how many years she’s been alive, has three worries of her own: First, when will her son grow a tail? Second, how can she find her lost mermaid tear as soon as possible? Third, who is the man who’s appeared in her erotic dreams for the past four years? On a variety show featuring celebrity kids, Shi Weiyi brings her son along as the designated comparison group, serves up some face-slapping to a fake sweetie, and gets showered with affection by the movie emperor’s beloved daughter. On a dating show, Shi Weiyi teams up with the movie emperor to slack off. They become the contract couple with the fastest onscreen breakup ever, yet the haters keep demanding that they act lovey-dovey. Shi Weiyi: “What’s my relationship with Actor Jian? We’re not close. Don’t tag me.” The movie emperor: “Sure. Whatever Yiyi says goes. I’ll listen to her.” Shi Weiyi: “?” Weren’t they supposed to split up when the contract expired? Did the movie emperor get the wrong script?