This Is Ridiculous! Every Villain Wants to Cuddle the Pretty Cannon Fodder

【Satisfying read + alternate world + everyone's favorite + lighthearted + happiness first】 On the first day retired big shot Lin Luxi was bound to a System, she sincerely said, “Everything's OK. I'll be a good worker, I promise.” But somehow, things seem to have gone just a tiny bit off course? The workers in the System's eyes: A 996 assistant cleaning up a CEO's messes; a vicious supporting actress used by the protagonist for face-slapping; a maid who exclaims, “This is the first time the young master has ever smiled!”; a subordinate casually tossed off to Antarctica to feed penguins; a doctor who'll be dragged off to die with the protagonist if they can't cure them... Lin “Chosen Worker” Luxi: The future Best Actress runs into a mess? Easy. I'll help my sister get a role and fund the production! The real heiress is reduced to a foil? No worries. Here's a guide to a satisfying comeback. The young heir of a wealthy family is kicked out? You want to chase your dream of becoming a skier, right? I'll pay. You risk your life. A down-and-out puppy-faced boy is framed and about to go to prison? Stop crying, kid. Get yourself together and record the album I spent a fortune making for you! And as for accidentally saving some aloof, untouchable financial tycoon... Hey, if you want to repay me, just send money straight to my account. I'll have to decline the offer of your hand in marriage! Great, none of the villains are turning evil anymore, but... why are they all coming to cling to me?!!!