I Write Apocrypha in Warhammer

I saw a fun article on site b When a group of civil engineering brothers get together, one civil engineering elder brother will appear, and the rest will become civil engineering boys. The elder brother earns a lot, and the younger brother earns very little. When the number of civil engineering boys reaches a certain level, the civil engineering brother will lead the civil engineering boys to launch a construction project. The more boys there are, the bigger the scale will be. The larger the scale, the more boys. The boy will randomly become a boy who carries dust, a boy who carries bricks, a boy who builds walls, and a boy who really can't make any money or is as tired as a cow or horse, he will escape from the team with a red bucket and become a "bucket boy". Experienced bosses will draw a pie for the boy, and when the pie is big enough, the boys whose brains are controlled by the wallet will start Waaghing up Particularly powerful civil engineering bosses will also be called various "contractors". They often adopt the construction method of "I think I can do it", and the quality is often very outrageous but they can complete the acceptance. There are rumors that this is because they have the protection of the two gods "Fake Fang" and "Zhao Li" from subspace.

Confucian scholars are a dynamic group. Confucian scholars worship two great beings who need to be looked up to like mountains, one is called Brother Kong and the other is Brother Meng. Brother Kong is benevolent, righteous, courteous and wise; Brother Meng is courteous, wise and benevolent. Confucian scholars are influenced and restrained by the energy of "Li!" "Ritual!" The stronger the energy, the more benevolent and righteous the Confucian scholar will be. Gift! Those whose energy stance is not strong enough are ordinary Confucian scholars and cannot convince other Confucian scholars. The Confucian scholar who is more able to convince the public is called a master, the master who becomes famous is called a great scholar, and the one who can convince other great scholars is called a master. Confucian scholars look down on eunuchs and villains, thinking that they get to power by being groveling and flattering. They are called farts for short. Confucian scholars despise weak farts. Under normal circumstances, Confucian scholars are always restless. They will constantly argue or even conflict with others. If there are no outsiders, they will quarrel or even fight with each other. When a great Confucian stands out, he will lead the Confucian scholars gathered around him to launch a spreading ceremony! Parade of energy, hoping to convince other great scholars to become masters. The Confucian scholars not only sang loudly, but also played drums on drum carts. The organization of Confucian scholars is very scattered, but the appeal of the Grand Master is very powerful. He can call on other Confucian scholars to "attack heretics", or to persuade other schools of thought, or to educate barbarians. Confucian scholars are relics from the era of ancient sage kings. The ancient sage kings knew that the building was about to collapse and created the energy of "ritual!", So Confucian scholars came into being. It is said that the Confucian scholars of that era were more benevolent and righteous than those of all subsequent eras. Theoretically, all knowledge and technology are recorded in the classics left by the sage kings to the Confucian scholars. Even if the heretics and barbarians use something that has never been seen before, the great Confucianists can quickly prove that these things have long been available, and then they will use various methods to piece it together and come up with something similar. Confucian scholars were once very powerful. Wang Mang, the great master who convinced all the masters, once established the Confucian scholar empire of the New Dynasty. But after the empire collapsed, Confucian scholars also scattered around the world, and they were no longer as powerful as they once were.

One day, the emperor was walking on the street and saw two big men fighting, so he grabbed the two men one by one, and the three of them entered the tavern. The explosive monster ordered someone to get soup. He spoke first: A certain man named Nagou loves to make friends with the world's heroes. The red-faced monster said: A certain surname was called Afraid of Abuse, the Evil God of Subspace. Because he couldn't stand the ancient sage oppressing the people in the village, he killed that guy in a rage. Nurgle said: Why kill the ancient saint? I wish I could kill all the ancient saints and the Star God. Emperor: There was a man who was originally a otaku. He wanted to do justice to the world, but he hated the lack of troops. He was two hundred thousand and eight thousand years old, but in the end he accomplished nothing. Alas... Nurgle said: I have quite a lot of troops! Khorne said: From now on, the body of Khorne is the body of the Emperor, but it is driven! Nurgle: Me too! ... Emperor: You two heroes, please accept the Emperor's homage! Brother! Second brother! Brother! Third brother! Second brother! Third brother! Emperor: Second and third brothers, our military strength is no worse than that of the Tyranids, and our generals can fight one against a hundred. However, we cannot defeat the Tyranids in the end because we lack a strategist. I heard Mr. Shui Jing say that there is a strange god in the subspace named Tzeentch. Come with me to visit and ask him to come out! Tzeentch: Thanks to the lord's love, Tzeentch is willing to do his best! (After the Battle of the Maelstrom) The Laughing God: In the battle of the Maelstrom against the Tyranids, we, the Eldar, contributed the most, but no matter how cheap we were, the Emperor's kid took advantage of us! I have a plan. I heard that the Eldar created an evil god, Slaanesh, with a fierce temperament. He is always accompanied by 666 great demons. Even the gods of the Eldar dare not approach. The Emperor's wife Malcador has just died. We can marry Slaanesh to the Emperor in the name of marriage. When he comes to the Eldar territory, we will imprison him and ask Tzeentch to hand over the Maelstrom in exchange! The God of Laughter: How can you be treacherous when you are laughing? How can you be treacherous when you are laughing! Uh-huh!​

Happy, so happy

I suddenly thought of the other party's method, and directly published a book called "The World of the Strong". The book implements a concept, the strong wields the knife against the stronger, and the weak wields the knife against the weaker. I directly denounced Old K's subordinates as a group of cowards, and only dared the weak to wield swords. Don't tell me, Old K will probably fall into this trap, and he will accept it.

The protagonist has such a tough talk, but Dark Angel doesn't even get punished at all. It's so fake! I will only accept it when the protagonist's flesh is chopped off, his eyeballs are pierced, his nails are pulled out, his tongue is cut open, and his mouth can be so hard.

All the traitorous Primarchs looked like clowns to Dorn

Everything is Tzeentch's conspiracy.

When reading this book, please throw away your brain and the Warhammer setting you are clinging to - since RH can incorporate things like Cthulhu, and some guys from the Internet can even create ghosts like Pagan Sauce and the Mew Maid Chapter, then I can just take off my brain and read the whole novel (sad)

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